give ‘em the ol’
Kurt + Sondheim solos
Kurt was born to sing these songs. They are glorious in his hands.
A Strange Realization Chapter 4
Summary: Kurt has a dream and discovers a new kink. A kink he’s not so sure how he feels about.
Warnings: Rape roleplay, dirty talk, face fucking, rough sex, bondage, slight D/s.
Author’s Note: This is the final chapter, guys. I hoped you enjoyed it. And a big big big thanks to my wonderful beta Daltoneering. Check her out, she’s awesome!
Word Count: ~2,500
anon requested skank!kurt giving blaine a piggyback so here they are being giggly and happy uwu
so um. i tried to do the fanart thing. so skank!kurt, anyone?
warm up sketch
Skank!Kurt who can’t handle Nerd!Blaine’s cute bowties and uses his bowties being “badly tied” as an excuse to touch him.
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
I just realized that in Philosopher’s Stone, Quirrell doesn’t call Voldemort “Dark Lord” like other Death Eaters
He straight up refers to him as Lord Voldemort.
YOU CAN CALL ME VOLDEMORT. WE’RE THERE. WE’VE REACHED THAT POINT.
QUIRRELMORT: IT’S CANON
take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks
i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is